Dearest Husband

I think every woman should have a blowtorch. --Julia Child

So, the hubby let me know that he doesn't like being called "the hubby." He wants me to call him "the Captain" or something witty, and all the options I gave him to choose from either ended in -head or -ass, and he didn't like those either.

Since this blog is about me and not him, I don't want to spend too much time on this, so I was thinking I'd call him Chris instead, since everyone else does -- even though that's not his name.